Mad thinking

Carrots that mock

TVs with socks

Lights with shades

Mud pies homemade

Candied paintings

Broccolis fainting

Lord of the earrings

Elephants sing

Work goes on strike

Blankets have wives

Pens for lunch

Computers for brunch

1pound bills

No windowsills

Giraffes wear shorts

Phones aren’t bought

Spinach that talks

Books that walk

All cakes have been eaten

The Rubix cube beaten

Boomerang bananas

Acting llamas

Diamond letters

Mouldy feta

68 words, total to date (including all today’s poems): 942

Date:11/02/16

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